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40 years ago a young Bank officer got a staff loan from his employers & purchased a cycle from the market. It had no carrier at the back. He sent his servant to get one fitted. When he came back, a carrier was fitted but the stand was missing. He went to the dealer & asked why stand had been removed.
He said, “Sahib ji, Bank job mein ek hi cheez milti hai. Stand lo ge to career khatam or career chahiay to stand kabhi mat lena.”
Dedicated 2 all Bankers.
1) Did you see they’ve had to change some cockney rhyming slang?
Now merchant banker doesn’t mean w****r, it just means “unemployed”.
2) Petrol is way too expensive these days. I actually can’t afford to drive.
Last time I went dogging, I had to ask my mum to give me a lift.
3) How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.
4) What’s the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons? The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW’s
5) Money talks. Trouble is, mine only knows one word: goodbye.
6) What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
7) What is a banker’s favourite chocolate bar? A credit crunchie!
Q: With the current market turmoil, what’s the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
9) I went to the ATM this morning and it said “insufficient funds”.
I’m wondering is it them or me.
10) What’s the capital of Iceland?
I once had a commercial customer come to my teller window
for a change order. I was a little confused when,
according to her change order list, she asked for $45
in ten dollar bills along with the other currency. She
argued with me when I told her that was impossible.
After about ten minutes of trying to convince her, I
finally had to count out four bills which she agreed
was $40. I added one more which totaled $50. She
finally believed me.
Q – ‘What’s the difference between investment bankers and
London pigeons ?’.
A- ‘The pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new
Q – ‘What’s the difference between an investment banker and
a large pizza ?’
A – ‘A large pizza can feed a family of four’.
Q – ‘What’s the capital of Iceland ?’
A – ‘About $3.50′.
Q – ‘What do you call 12 investment bankers at the bottom
of the ocean ?’
A – ‘A good start’.
Q – ‘How do you define optimism ?’
A – ‘An investment banker who irons five shirts on a
Q – ‘What does a hedge fund manager with no fund to manage
A – ‘Would you like fries with that, sir ?’
‘I lent my brother 10 bucks a couple of weeks back.
Now turns out I’m America’s fourth-biggest lender!’.
some news my brother found funny..
“I hear that the Japanese banks are in trouble.
Origami Bank has just folded and there is something fishy
going on at Sushi Bank,
we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and
A Banker confused About Maths asks his lady Secretary:
“If i give U 3million deducting 17% how much wud u take off?
Secrtary:”Every thing SIR, even my shoes”
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Bank Accounts: without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
“Watch the pennies and the pounds take care of themselves”
The safe way to double ur money is to fold it over once & put it in ur pocket.