Double meaning sms messages also knows as misleading sms are those funny naughty sms that confuses the reader by giving two meanings, usually these funny double meaning text messages starts with an idea that looks apparenlty naughty but as the sms moves towards the end, then these twisted texts change their meaning and try to give a clean impression that is completely opposite to the initial idea. Browse through our latest / new double meaning messages collection absolutely free composed in hindi, english and urdu and confuse your buddies ;-)
Latest Double Meaning SMS & Text Messages
Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?
Socho sochte raho
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Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!
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“Dirty Mind”
Neeche poocha tha
Andar nahi.
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B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?
GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,
Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,
Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,
Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay,
Magar Kal To Poore 2 Ghante Tak Sans Hi Nai Aayi,
1 Ghanta ßhi ßohat Tha,
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Aakhir 2 Ghante Tak LIGHT 0FF KARNE Ki Kya Zarurat Thi WAPDA Walon Ko..;-)
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Apr
17
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
Mar
30
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..
Mar
30
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
Mar
30
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…
Mar
30
Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don’t hesitate. BCoz……
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..
Mar
30
Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
Mar
30
A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room
And
Say : I’ll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .
&
Professor Says:
NOW OPEN YOUR
Books & Study. . . . ;->
Mar
30
I’m very good in bed…
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I can sleep all day…
What Were U Thinking . . . ;->
Latest Double Meaning SMS & Text Messages
Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?
Socho sochte raho
.
.
.
.
Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!
.
“Dirty Mind”
Neeche poocha tha
Andar nahi.
B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?
GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,
Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,
Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,
Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay,
Magar Kal To Poore 2 Ghante Tak Sans Hi Nai Aayi,
1 Ghanta ßhi ßohat Tha,
.
.
.
Aakhir 2 Ghante Tak LIGHT 0FF KARNE Ki Kya Zarurat Thi WAPDA Walon Ko..;-)
Apr
17
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
Mar
30
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..
Mar
30
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
Mar
30
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…
Mar
30
Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don’t hesitate. BCoz……
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..
Mar
30
Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
Mar
30
A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room
And
Say : I’ll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .
&
Professor Says:
NOW OPEN YOUR
Books & Study. . . . ;->
Mar
30
I’m very good in bed…
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
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I can sleep all day…
What Were U Thinking . . . ;->