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Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college
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Boy-Ro kyu rhi ho?
Girl-Mere Marks Bahut kum aye hai
Boy-Bata kitne aye hai?
Girl-Sirf 88%
Boy-Khuda Ka Khof Kar zalim, itne mein toh 2 ladke pass ho jate hai… =D
Mar
03
I need to study!”
*Opens book* ”
5 min padhte hi..
…
Abi man nahi ho raha…thoda facebook chk kar lu..=p
1 ghante baad
Abi b man ni ho ra..bhuk b lagi hai..pehle kuch kha lu fir padhunga
30 min baad( jese ki Ab to puri book padh kar manuga =p)
Par 10 min padhte hi…bas ek last bar aur facebook check kar lu..mood fresh ho jaega fir padhunga 
1 ghanta aur gaya
Ab jese tese 10 min padhne baithe to need a rahi hai…chor yar ab aaj ka pura din to ese hi nikal gaya par Seriously ab kal se pakka padhunga
*Closes book*
P.S. : Roz ka yahi drama rehta hai sabka
Feb
28
School k back side river Me Principle Doob Raha Tha,Usse Tairna Nhi Aata Tha,ek studnt Ne Dekha Or zor zor Se Chillate Hue bhaaga
.
.
… .
.
.
.
kal chhutti hai
1 ENGINEER,1 MBA Student Or 1 MCA Kasti Me Ja Rahe The.
1 JIN Aaya Or Bola
“Samndar Me Koi Chiz Phenko AgrMene Dhund Li To Me Tumhe Mar Dunga
Or Na Dhund Paya To Me Tumhara Gulam”
MBA Ne Needle Phenki
JIN Ne Dhund Li Or Use Mar Dia.
MCA Student Ne Memory Card Phenka. JIN Ne Dhund Lia Or Use Bhi Mar Dia.
ENGG. student Ne Disprine ki goli Phenki.
Wo Pani Me ghul gyi.
Studnt bola:
Chal Beta ghar Chal.Bahut assignment Pade Hai..:-)
Feb
08
In an english exam .
There is an essay writing .
Its title was ” what is laziness”
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
a student left 3 pages blank and wrote
in the end-
THIS IS LAZINESS 
Feb
02
Shohar: mjhy samjh nAi ati, k tm meri Ami jaisi rOtiyan kyun nAi paka sakti. . ?
.
.
..
…
Wife: wo is lye k tum apny Abu jAisa “AATA” nai ghOnd sakty =))
Feb
02
Ek din jab wo humse mili to bole kya hume
yaad krte ho…. ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad krna itna asaan
hota to hm apni class me top na
kar lete..!! 
Jan
24
Burraaah……
Sara syllabus padh liya…
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain…
Latest Exam SMS & Text Messages
Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college
Boy-Ro kyu rhi ho?
Girl-Mere Marks Bahut kum aye hai
Boy-Bata kitne aye hai?
Girl-Sirf 88%
Boy-Khuda Ka Khof Kar zalim, itne mein toh 2 ladke pass ho jate hai… =D
Mar
03
I need to study!”
*Opens book* ”
5 min padhte hi..
…
Abi man nahi ho raha…thoda facebook chk kar lu..=p
1 ghante baad
Abi b man ni ho ra..bhuk b lagi hai..pehle kuch kha lu fir padhunga
30 min baad( jese ki Ab to puri book padh kar manuga =p)
Par 10 min padhte hi…bas ek last bar aur facebook check kar lu..mood fresh ho jaega fir padhunga
1 ghanta aur gaya
Ab jese tese 10 min padhne baithe to need a rahi hai…chor yar ab aaj ka pura din to ese hi nikal gaya par Seriously ab kal se pakka padhunga
*Closes book*
P.S. : Roz ka yahi drama rehta hai sabka
Feb
28
School k back side river Me Principle Doob Raha Tha,Usse Tairna Nhi Aata Tha,ek studnt Ne Dekha Or zor zor Se Chillate Hue bhaaga
.
.
… .
.
.
.
kal chhutti hai
1 ENGINEER,1 MBA Student Or 1 MCA Kasti Me Ja Rahe The.
1 JIN Aaya Or Bola
“Samndar Me Koi Chiz Phenko AgrMene Dhund Li To Me Tumhe Mar Dunga
Or Na Dhund Paya To Me Tumhara Gulam”
MBA Ne Needle Phenki
JIN Ne Dhund Li Or Use Mar Dia.
MCA Student Ne Memory Card Phenka. JIN Ne Dhund Lia Or Use Bhi Mar Dia.
ENGG. student Ne Disprine ki goli Phenki.
Wo Pani Me ghul gyi.
Studnt bola:
Chal Beta ghar Chal.Bahut assignment Pade Hai..:-)
Feb
08
In an english exam .
There is an essay writing .
Its title was ” what is laziness”
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
a student left 3 pages blank and wrote
in the end-
THIS IS LAZINESS
Feb
02
Shohar: mjhy samjh nAi ati, k tm meri Ami jaisi rOtiyan kyun nAi paka sakti. . ?
.
.
..
…
Wife: wo is lye k tum apny Abu jAisa “AATA” nai ghOnd sakty =))
Feb
02
Ek din jab wo humse mili to bole kya hume
yaad krte ho…. ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad krna itna asaan
hota to hm apni class me top na
kar lete..!!
Jan
24
Burraaah……
Sara syllabus padh liya…
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain…