Pickup Funny SMS Messages from our collection and send free New funny SMS, Latest Funny SMS, English Funny SMS, Urdu Funny SMS, Long Funny SMS Messages and Funny SMS Collection to your friends.
We hope you will like our Funny SMS Collection and give your feedback by Voting each SMS.
*JOKE*
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
“Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
“Oh,” Peter said, “You know how bosses are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
“We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”
“Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the boss.”
pathan office sy ghar aaraha tha,
Rastey ma 1
Larke ne usay bataya ky
Tumhari biwi kisi ky shadi me naach rahi hy,
Pathan ghar gaya or darwaze py danda Le kar kharra ho gaya?
8 baje
10 baje
Or
Phir 11 sy 12 baje,
Biwi nhi aay,
.
.
1 baje pathan ko yaad aaya ky
Hamara to shahdi he nhi huwa hy?
Terrifying English, by a PT:-) Teacher =))
1. There is no wind in the football.
2. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk ?
3. You rotate the ground 4 times.
4. You go & under stand the tree.
5. I’ll give clap on your face.
6. Bring your parents with your mother & father.
7. Why Haircut not cut
8. Why Are You looking Outside at the Monkeys When I’m there in the Class?
9. Throw that paper in Dustbin or I will Throw Myself !:-P
Ek din mili wo mujhse,
Bujhi Bujhi si,
Jhuki jhuki si,
Udasiyon main Rachi basi si,
Jo maine pocha !!
Udaas q ho ?
Itni pareshan q ho ?
(‘.’)>
< “
_/”\_
_/“\_
(‘.’)>
< “
_/”\_
_/“\_
Itni KHUSHI Mere SMS Kay Aane Ki..
*Funny Quote*
A lot of these people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.GEORGE CARLIN
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gayeee tum
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gayeee tum
Teacher:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao
Jis Me Urdu Math Punjabi Or
English Ka Sahi Istimal Hua Ho?
.
Pathan:
Ishq Di Gali Vich 9 Entry.
Teacher shock pathan rock..
these are the magic fishes
< <
<
< <
these can swim in ur mobile screen. u want to check ?
hello mr. 1st fill water in ur mobile
then u can see.
Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,
Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai
Kyun K,
Book Means:
B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss;->
