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Bikhari propose to a girl….Do u Love me…??
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Girl:- Shakal dekhi hai apne,isse acha to mai suicide karlu…:/
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Bikhari:- Kambhakt mar jayegi par kisi gareeb ke kam nhi ayege….;)
Nurse to Kid: Breathe deeply
in and slowly exhale, do it 3
times.
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Kid: ok
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Nurse: What do u feel
now….??
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Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply
superb babe…. 
Wife ko gusse mein 2 Thappad maar
k kuch wqt baad pyaar se
Husband bola:
Insaan usi ko maarta hai jise wo sab
se zyada pyar karta hai.
Fir Wife ne Husband ko 3 Thappad,
4 Laate or
12 dande maar kr kaha:
AAp ko kya laga Pyar karna sirf aap
ko hi aata hai.
Aap kya samajhte hai mein aap se
Sachaa pyar
Nahi karti…:p
Girl: Mummy, Sir kitne
Handsome hai na.
Mummy: Beti, apne se bado
ko Pita saman
samajhna chahiye.
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Girl: Mummy, tum bhi na!
Hamesha apne hi
setting mein lagi rahti
ho …. 
Teacher :Tell Me The Names Of
10 Chemical Elements ?
Student
Oxygen,
Chlorine,
Florine,
Bromeen,
Noreen,
Ambreen,
Samreen,
Nasreen,
Parveen &
Yasmeen!:-D
Girl to another Girl:
U are so Beautiful:>
Other Girl: Thank You!
You are Beautiful too.
Boy to Another Boy:
You are looking Handsome.
Other Boy:
bhen ka RISHTA de dy phir
Line marne k 3 tarike…:D
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1:- pen se
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2:- Marker se
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3:- Pencil se.
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Sab ko apne jaisa Line
marne wala
mat samjho…:P
Sach ma bahut sharif hun
yaar . .
Assistant: Sir,Aap Off. Mein
Shadi Shuda Admiyon Ko Hi
Kyu RakhteH?
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Boss: Kyuki Unhe Beizzati
Sehne ki Aadat Hoti Hai Aur
Ghar jane ki jaldi b nhi
hoti =))
teacher to engineering student
teacher-semester system ke fayade btao???
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student -fayade ka to pta nai,par beizatti saal me 2 baar ho jati hai ….
Boy to girl -i fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u..will u
marry me..?
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Girl-hindi m bol manne Angrezi na aawe h
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.Boy-aaj shayad barish hogi
esa lag rha hai behan
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