Latest Funny SMS & Text Messages
Hum zindagi ki bheer main itne hi kho gye….!
Pata hi nahi chala kab….!
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‘Amrood 80 rupay kilo ho gaye’..!
(,”)/ o ruk paa
/).) 70 la lai..
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Thank GOD
Mre mobil k sare button theek hain
Sorry 2 distrb u:-)
Old chinese mythology tells abt existence of ghosts
People who die widout fulfilling their wishes roam around the world as invisible ghosts
They r eager to watch human activities
They walk thru the corridors and look into our rooms thru the opened windows
They usually sit on lonely chair,bed side,ceiling fan,near study table,over d table lamp and sometimes reading this “sms” standing just behind (ur) shoulder Hmmm
Any way leave it
u sleep well:-)
Gud Nite
A prince was cursed by a witch that he could speak only 1 word per year. But if he doesn’t he could save the
words for the
next year.
Once he saw a pretty princess & fall in love. He waited for 10 years to say her
“Darling i love u!
I would like to
marry u.”
Guess what the princess replied:
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“sorry? kya kaha??” =p =D
Neend se kehdo hum se sulah kerle faraz…
Q K
Jis k lye “Night Package” krwaya tha usky sath ab uski ami soti hen.
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<) (> OHH! NOO!
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good night g
*Shair Sun Chuttu!
Aaj chota hy
Kal bara
dekhoge
Wah jani wah
Aaj chota hy
Kal bara
Dekhoge
Ga** phat jayegi
Jab mera khara
Dekhoge…!
Fakeer: phle ap 10 rpe dete the, phr 5,ab 1 rpya Q?
Admi: phly me knwara tha,phr shadi ki,ab bache hen
Fkeer: bht khob,mtlb mery paiso sy ghr chala rhy ho..?
MAA : Beta kya kar rahe ho..?
BETA : Parh rha hu Maa..
MAA : Excelent ! Kya parh raha hai meri Jaan …?
BETA : apni Jaan k messages.;-)
Ammi Jaan:-)
Doctor ki Shadi is tarah honi chaiye
k Dr. ki shadi Hi nazar aay
Ubtan ki jaga polyfax or Mehndi ki jaga pyodin Solution istamal ki jai
Barat ambulance mein aay
Or
Nikah Hospital mein Ho
Tasveron ki jaga X-ray liya jai
or
kya khoob Ho Agar khane main vitamin C or B ki tablets di jai
Mehmano ko chai ya Cold Drinks ki jaga Glucose water ORS Diya jai
Dulhay k gale mn har ki jaga Stethoscope latkaya jai
Or Maza tu jb aye
Dr nikah k bad bole
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Next.
Girl: Ye jo samne Larka betha hai is ka name kya hay
Waiter: yeh apne
.. Haleem
Bhai hein
Girl: yeh mujhe aik ghantay se pareshan kar rhay hain.
Waiter: magar woh to aap ki taraf dekh b nahi rahay??
Girl:Yehi to pareshani hai..!!
Moral:
Dunia shareefon ko b Jeeney nai deti..!!
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