Latest Funny SMS & Text Messages
Kamyabi “fart” ki tarah hoti hai.
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Bardasht tab hi hoti hai jab apni ho…;-)
Loading ...GIRL’S PRAYER BEFORE MARRIAGE:
“Rabba, ya toh Saas changi howe
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ya uski Photo Dewar which tangi howe… 
‘Kya ap macharon se pareshan hai…???
sone me takleef hoti hy…???
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…t0 aP
Macharo k sone k baAd so jaey…’
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d
Kya Ap Shaadi Karna Chahte Hain?
Kia Kaha?
Haan?
Pehle Zara Isko Parh Lein!
1)POLICEMAN:
Sab Mujhse Darte Hain Or Main Bv Se
2)MOCHI:
Main Juton Ki Muramat Karta Hun Or Bv Meri
3)TEACHER:
Main School Main Musalsal Bolta Hun Or Ghr Mae Sirf Sunta Hun
4)AFSAR:
Main Office Main Afsar Or Ghar Main Adna Mulazim
5)JUDGE:
Main Court Main Insaf Karta Hun Or Ghar Main Insaf Talab Karta Hun
6)NAZIM:
Main Ilaqe Ki Khush Hali Main Masroof Rehta Hun Or Ghar Main Apni Bad Hali Pr Rota Hun.
Life has so much to teach us, 1 famous Chinese poet said:
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really touching na?
I almost cried!!
Titanic K Saath 1 MEMON Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Raha Tha
Captain: Oye Hans Q Raha Hai?
Memon: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahi Kharida…
Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Shaadi Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?
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Socho.
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Nahi Pata?
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India
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Pakistan Ka Saala Hai.
A man in mosque left a notice,
“Do not steal my shoes, – Boxing Champion”
When he returned, he sees shoes missing, with a notice,
“Do not try to catch me, – Olympic champion”.
Doctors After Operation
And Students After Examz
Have Same Thing To Say…!!
We Tried Our Best ..!!
Right Now..!!
We Can not Say Anything,
Aap Dua Karein.