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Jab koi baat
bigad jaaye,
Jab koi mushkil
Pad jaaye
To
To
To
( ‘-’ ) main kya
karoo?
_/ /_
Harkatein hi tumhari aisi hai.

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)”() i sent ? a

(. “o new ring

($”(,) tone…

..J pls wait!

()”()

(‘(? )”) prr???t!

( $” /===

./,%,/

haha..nice tone? nice smell…

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Categories : ASCII SMS, Insult SMS

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Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

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How can I spell
“DUMBO” without ‘U’ ? Or
“DUFFER”? Or
“STUPID”? Or even
“GHONCHU”? ?
See how important are “U”.

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Touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
Touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin…tin..

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Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that
Due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

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Childrn use their thumb to suck,
Illetrate use their thumb as signature,
But monkey uses their thumb to read SMS!
Now dont change ur finger!

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10202
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Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,..
Simple..
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.

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Baap ne Bete ki Talashi Li,
Cigrate,
Masala,
Daru ki Botal or Ladkiyo k Mbl no. Nikle.
Baap ne Bahut Mara-
Kbse Chal Rha h Sb?
Beta Rote Hue-Papa Ye Jacket Apka hai :D

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Categories : Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Mar
04

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Boy-Ro kyu rhi ho?

Girl-Mere Marks Bahut kum aye hai

Boy-Bata kitne aye hai?

Girl-Sirf 88%

Boy-Khuda Ka Khof Kar zalim, itne mein toh 2 ladke pass ho jate hai… =D

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