Latest Insult SMS & Text Messages
Childrn use their thumb to suck,
Illetrate use their thumb as signature,
But monkey uses their thumb to read SMS!
Now dont change ur finger!
Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,..
Simple..
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.
Baap ne Bete ki Talashi Li,
Cigrate,
Masala,
Daru ki Botal or Ladkiyo k Mbl no. Nikle.
Baap ne Bahut Mara-
Kbse Chal Rha h Sb?
Beta Rote Hue-Papa Ye Jacket Apka hai 
Boy-Ro kyu rhi ho?
Girl-Mere Marks Bahut kum aye hai
Boy-Bata kitne aye hai?
Girl-Sirf 88%
Boy-Khuda Ka Khof Kar zalim, itne mein toh 2 ladke pass ho jate hai… =D
Top class insult.
Professor: Zindagi bhar ghalib ki ye aarzo rahi ke us ki mehbooba ke haseen zulfon se sharab ke kate tapken or wo un qatron ko apne halaq mein utar le.
Boy: Sir agar us ke balon mein jouwen hoti to ghalib wo b halaq mein utar lete?
Pro: Ghalib ko yeh arzoo apni mehbooba se thi apki mehbooba se nahi:-DP-)
Commander Safeguard
Vs
misbah ul haq
Commander Safe Guard= Sehat Ki Hifazat Kare 24 Ghante Lagatar Tik Tik Tik Tik
Misbah Ul Haq =
Wicket Ki Hifazat Kare Match Harne Tak Lagatar Tuk Tuk Tuk Tuk Tuk Tuk Tuk Tuk Tuk……../ /………..
Boy on date in restaurant: Jaan tumse ek baat kehna chaahta hu,
Gf: Kya?,
Bf: I m already having a gf?,
… .
Gf: Tumne to dara diya, Me samji tumhaare paas paise nahi hai… 
HaHaHaHaHa :p
1 ENGINEER,1 MBA Student Or 1 MCA Kasti Me Ja Rahe The.
1 JIN Aaya Or Bola
“Samndar Me Koi Chiz Phenko AgrMene Dhund Li To Me Tumhe Mar Dunga
Or Na Dhund Paya To Me Tumhara Gulam”
MBA Ne Needle Phenki
JIN Ne Dhund Li Or Use Mar Dia.
MCA Student Ne Memory Card Phenka. JIN Ne Dhund Lia Or Use Bhi Mar Dia.
ENGG. student Ne Disprine ki goli Phenki.
Wo Pani Me ghul gyi.
Studnt bola:
Chal Beta ghar Chal.Bahut assignment Pade Hai..:-)
A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
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Loading ...I Love To
Whisper In A
Woman’s Ear …
Not Because
…
I Am ROMANTIC
But Because
I Don’t Want Other
People To Hear Me
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