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1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..
Train me 1 machar 1 chinese k sir pe baitha,
wo usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?
1 memon subha so kar utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,
“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
Ek memon ki shadi men bryani ki jageh pani
zyada dia jaraha tha , ek aadmi ne kaha
bhai sahab thori si bryani milegi ?
pani gale men atak gaya hai………
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao…
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi… ;->
Memon At Petrol Pump
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.
Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi
Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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“Baaki Parcel Kardo”
EIK MEMMON KHALI KATOREY MAIN
ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA
WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN
MEMON NE JAWAB DIYA
MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL
SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON
1 memon 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya ?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
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