Latest Memon SMS & Text Messages
Kisi Ne Kaha K Memon Dost Se Bacho,
Maine Pocha K Memon Ka Kaise Pata Chale Ga?
Kaha Veri Simpal 1 sMs Kar K Dekho Agar sMs Na Kare To Samjho K Pakka Memon Hai.
Loading ...Memon: YA ALLAH, tu mujhe
1000.Rs de ga to 500.Rs teri rah mein doon ga
Raste mein usko 500.Rs mile
Memon bola*YA ALLAH
Itna b barosa nahi
PEHLE HI KAAT LIYE
Aik memon ko jin chimat gaya 2 din baad jin khud ek Aalim ke paas gaya aur bola: Janab, Mujhe bahir nikalo mein to bhooka he mar jaonga!
Memon larka apni girlfriend k sath
date maar ker wapis aaya to
baap nay pocha, kitnay rupai kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50
Baap:itne saray kioon?
Beta: Bes uske paas itne hi thai…
Memon ask a taxi driver Data Sahib k mazaar jao gay?
Driver: Haan jaonga.
Memon ne jaib se ek shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ke chawal lete aana.
Memon: Pent Ki Sila?
Tailor: 150 Rupees
Memon: Nekar Ki?
Tailar: 50 Rupees
Memon: Ok Nikar Hi See De
Par Lambai Pairon Tk Rkhna…
Memon 1: Mein ne is saal megai ki waja se 2 deeg hi pakai niyaaj ki…to kahan tha to ne nahi khai? acha tu to wahabi he na tum log niyaj nahi khatay!
Memon 2: Abhi 2010 me pabandi utha li he darul uloom dio band waloo ne 11wi me yaad rakhna gaffar…
Memon: I am so miser(kanjoos) that i went alone for my honeymoon and saved half of the money.
Sheikh: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Memon Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho
Memon: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…
Memon K Ghar Twins Peda Huye
Kisi Dost Ne Kha: Mubarak Ho 2 Bache Huey Hyn
Memon: Aray Yar Bas 1 Kafi Tha Mgr Tumhari Bhabi Ko B Fazul Kharchi Ki Aadat Hy ;->