Latest Pathan SMS & Text Messages
Aik pathan pani pee raha tha…Ab kya?Pathan pani b nhi pee skta?? Is par bhi joke chahiye?Jaan lay lo pathanon ki.
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01
Pathan shadi k dusray din BV se lar praPathan’s dad:kia hua?Pathan: isne mri chay me Tawez milaya hyBv rotay hue: wo “Tawez”ni“Tea Bag” tha
Jan
12
Friend: Khan sahab ap toh doctor kay pass jane wale the na?Pathan: Yaara kal jaye ga aj hamara tabiyat kharab hy!!!
pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??teacher:main ne to koi call nhn kipathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!!
ek baar do pathaan ki lerhaayi hogayi
ek bht ghussa ma aa ker bola : khaannaaa um tumaara kapraaa phaaar de ga tum baaz aajao
dusra bola : yaaar tum ye serious lerhaaayi ma romantic baaat mat kero =D
Nov
13
Nurse: Mubarak ho khan sahab ap k ghar larka peda hua he.
Pathan: O Mere Khuda yeh konsa bluetooth system he, biwi hospital me he aur bacha ghar peda hua hy..
Jun
24
Ay Eid k Chand !
kiun krta hay Tu Hum ko Pareshan,
.
Tujhay Dekhnay k Liay Bechen Hen Hum
aür
Mufti Muneb ur Rehman
.
Tujhay Dekh Nhi Patay
Poray Pakstan k Insan,
.
Mgr kahan Say Dhond Letay Hen Tujhay
Sarhad K Kuch Pathan
.
“mari” hay Tmana
Is bar na Trpana,
.
Poray Pakstan Men hum ko ik Sath Nzr Ana
Apr
24
Biwi to her shohar.
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay…
Pathan replied:
O g kia pakaya hai.??
Wife replied…
Naswar kay koftay
Jan
17
Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy
Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi
Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai..
“Bohat Mota Wife”:-D
Jan
17
American: Can U swim?
Pathan: No
Amrican: Dog is Better than U
bcz it Swims
Pathan: Can U Swim?
Amrican: Yes
Pathan: whats the Diffrence between U & Dog.
GEO Khan