Latest Pathan SMS & Text Messages
aik pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz main kaha kuch or b chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jay tu maza ajay ga
Loading ...Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay
Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn
PaThan: Ha Ha Ha…
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..
Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
Aik Pathan English sekhne Obama k pas gya.
2 Maah bad wapas aaya to usay call aayi.
Pathan: Who is speaking?
Dosri taraf: “hocha hm Obama bolti hai.
1 Pathan Hajj par gaya:
Or zor zor se DUA mangnay laga.
“YA ALLAH MERE SARAY GUNAAH MAAF KAR DAY,
WARNA MEREY 1,50,000 WAPAS KAR DAY”.
Beta: Papa aap ko Cancer howa hai phir aap sab ko AIDS kiyun bataatay ho?
Pathan:
Taakay mere merne ke baad koi teri maa ko hath na laga sake.
Pathan: Larki phansani aati hai?
Sardar: Nhi
Pahtan: Bara aasan hai, ek kagaz lo, us ka Jahaz bana, class main urra de na,
Teacher puche to Larki ka naam laga de na.
Phans gai larki.
Ek pathan ko school main techear ne kaha:
Translet into english
(Ham Sab Umeed Se Hain)
Pathan:
We are all Pregnant.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Ek Pathan Bachpan se hi Hairan, Pareshan aur Full Tension main tha…….!
Yeh soch kar k meri Behan k 2 Bhai hain, Aur mera 1 bhai kyun.
1 banda bhagta hua aata hay aur Pathan se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main Talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Pathan: Oye kion jhoot bolti hay,
Ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.
1 Larai me Pathan ne Bullet Proof Jacket ki jaga Macher dani pehan rakhi thi..
Poocha: Q…?
Pathan bola: Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese gusse ga.