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Khushboo teri yaari di
Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai
Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi
Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi ton
Rajni Teri Yaad vi te Tadpaon ton baaz nahi aundi
Apni maa da arman mitti wich na mila bethin
wekhin koi nawa syapa na pa bethin
jery paisy mily ny tainu sabzi wasty kaka
ohda ESEY LOAD na karwa bethin
Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi…!
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Master Jee,
Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,
Tay madam v koi khas kam di nai,
Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.
Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.Je esstran v nai ho skda ty,
“kam waliyan”e soniyan rakh lo,
Bari mehrbani.
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Tuada faithfully,
“Pappu Dukhi”
Bully Shah..
Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai
Agg pani da jor v koi nai
Changa j hove te iko kafi ay
Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai
roze athoun ek nawab langda ay
kar k o naqab langda way
ya te sanu janda nahi
ya pee k sharab langda way
Punjabi Sms
Sender:Nadeem Mughal
Date: 18-05-2011
Jina saha ch sajna tu vasda ae
das kiven rokan ohna saha nu
mukki nai udeek tere aan de
kive takkno hat ja rahan nu
rokan bathere par nahi rukde
hanju hauke hawawan nu
pata nahi kihdi chandri nazar laggi
mere sohne sajjre chawan nu
rab kare kiyamat howe te tu awe
Aap jese log sardiyon me kese nahate hain?
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Sheeshe k samne khare hote hain,
phir sheeshe pe pani phenk k kehte hain.
Oye mar gaya enna thanda pani.
1 Molvi Dua Maang Raha tha:
Ya ALLAH Shahadat ki mout dey.
Paas baitha 1 Baba bola:
Molvi G Jihaad te Tussi Jana Nahi Te Halway Which bomb kisi ne pana Nahi..
Teacher: is ko khalis punjabi main translate kro.
“you are drinking tea alone”……Studnt: lakh lanat teri shakal tay begrta kalyan e chaa pi ryan ae

