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Teacher Ne Class Mein Santa Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Aisi Konsi Jagha Hai Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai, Par Phir Bhi Vo Wahan Nahi Ja Sakta?”
Santa Kuch Soch Ke: “Madam Ji, Ladies Toilet“
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
Madam:
Achha Insan Wo Hi Hai Jo Dusro K Kaam Aaye…
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Santa:
Par Madam…
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Exam Me Na Aap…
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Humare Kaam Aati Hein.!!!
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Aur…
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Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko Aane Deti Hein.!!!
Santa:
Oye Yara Machli Khaega?
Banta:
Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa:
Oye Chhor Yaar,
Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena..
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta…
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Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
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Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao…
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Santa: Phir?
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Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta!!
After a big accident, a man was crying : O God! I have lost my lef hand?
Santa : …Control yourself my friend. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost
his head. Is he crying?
Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”
