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Santa – My Wife Died Yesterday..
I’m Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. 
Santa: “My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.”
Banta: “Does it work?”
Santa: “I don’t know… I can never finish drinking the hot bath.” 
Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
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Santa: Thank God, mujhe laga new hai..
Santa Apne Bete Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Tha.
Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai…..??
Beta: “ 6, 7 ”
Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bahot Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad….??
Beta : “ 8, 9, 10 ”
Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad…..??
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Beta: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshaah ekka“ :p
Santa ko dost ne khane pe bulaya.
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Santa jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe
tala laga tha,
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Aur likha tha maine bewakoof banaya
tumko
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Santa ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh
diya,
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“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha kaminey. :O
Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha. Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo. Banta utha or khud nachne laga..
Santa:- Yaar banta pehle k bade buddhhe choti choti baato pe naraj ho jate the…..
Banta:- Tujhe kaise pata..
Santa:-Yaar tune suna nahi”moongfali mai dana nahi,hum tumhare nana nahi…….
Santa: I got married because I was
tired of cooking, cleaning home and
washing clothes.Banta: Amazing, I got
divorce for the same reason.
Santa Ne Doston ke sath Party Ka Program Banaya,
Aur Apne hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kia, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki.
Subah Jab Ghar Pahucha To waha bakra dekha, Usne Bivi Se Poocha Bakra Kahan Se Aya?
Bivi: Bakre Ko maro Goli.
Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha
KUTTE Ko Kahan Le Gaye The…..;)
Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic Par Gaye Wahan Ja
Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye, .
Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, .
Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par Jaunga Ki Tum Mere Aane
Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge… .
Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai, 1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya, 2 Din Guzar Gaye 2no Ne Socha Ke Ab Samose Kha Lene Chahiye, Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya… Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola… .
Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga…:O :p
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