Latest Sardar SMS & Text Messages
Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose
money wrapped in a rubber band? One said: Yes I did! Sardar ji: Well,
it’s your lucky day, I found the rubberband . .
Teacher to Sardar:What is the formula
of water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you talking about?
Sardar: Last time you told me that formula of water is H2O
Heights of Friendship Sardar
commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with
my friend and I can’t live without my friend.
Interviewer:How Many Seconds In 1 Year?
Sardar:12 Seconds. Int:How Did U Say?
Sardar – A Photographer On A Funeral.
Sardar Is Busy Taking Snaps, Suddenly People Start Beating Him.
Why? Each Time He Took A Picture He Said SMILE PLEASE!
Height Of HONESTY Of A Sardar:
Sitting In An Examination Hall , Opening A Chit, Memorising The Answer
And Then Writing It Without Seeing!
Sardar was the official driver of a
minister. Once the minister asked him, “Sardar let me drive the car
today.” Sardar: “Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar which anyone can
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, “I AM GOING”?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain….answer bata ke jaa..
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
What does a sardar do after taking a
xerox? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He will compare it with the
original for any spelling mistakes.