A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Airtel cell phone but still hutch network is
following me.

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Once a Sardar traveling in PIA.
Air hostess came and asked to Sardar
apko PIA ka mahool kaisa laga?
Sardar reply bilkul ghar jaisa.
Ghar pe bhi mujhe koi mun nahi lagata.

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Sardar purposing a girl:darling kya tum mjhe se shadii karo gi?

girl:tameez se baat karo.

Sardar:behan jee,kya aap mjhe se shaadi karain gi?

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sardar and his wife:-
wife:- why r u studying seriously about blood?

sardar:-oey! doctor said tommarow blood test

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Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.

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Sardar se kisi ny kaha
INDIAN
flag may tmhara kia hy
Green4 muslim
white4 christ
orang4 hindu
nothin 4u
Sardar thught n rplied
OYE .. !
DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY!

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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.

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A drunk sardar falls from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “Sardar ji what happand?” He said”i dont know i came just now”!!!

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Some one Asked from Sardar, what is adult joke?

Sardar replaid : any jokes which is eightheen year old.

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Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!!

Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.

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