Latest Sardar SMS & Text Messages
Jan
14
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Airtel cell phone but still hutch network is
following me.
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Once a Sardar traveling in PIA.
Air hostess came and asked to Sardar
apko PIA ka mahool kaisa laga?
Sardar reply bilkul ghar jaisa.
Ghar pe bhi mujhe koi mun nahi lagata.
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Jan
14
Sardar purposing a girl:darling kya tum mjhe se shadii karo gi?
girl:tameez se baat karo.
Sardar:behan jee,kya aap mjhe se shaadi karain gi?
Jan
14
sardar and his wife:-
wife:- why r u studying seriously about blood?
sardar:-oey! doctor said tommarow blood test
Jan
14
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
Jan
14
Sardar se kisi ny kaha
INDIAN
flag may tmhara kia hy
Green4 muslim
white4 christ
orang4 hindu
nothin 4u
Sardar thught n rplied
OYE .. !
DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY!
Jan
14
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.
Jan
14
A drunk sardar falls from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “Sardar ji what happand?” He said”i dont know i came just now”!!!
Jan
14
Some one Asked from Sardar, what is adult joke?
Sardar replaid : any jokes which is eightheen year old.
Jan
14
Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!!
Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.
Latest Sardar SMS & Text Messages
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Airtel cell phone but still hutch network is
following me.
Once a Sardar traveling in PIA.
Air hostess came and asked to Sardar
apko PIA ka mahool kaisa laga?
Sardar reply bilkul ghar jaisa.
Ghar pe bhi mujhe koi mun nahi lagata.
Sardar purposing a girl:darling kya tum mjhe se shadii karo gi?
girl:tameez se baat karo.
Sardar:behan jee,kya aap mjhe se shaadi karain gi?
sardar and his wife:-
wife:- why r u studying seriously about blood?
sardar:-oey! doctor said tommarow blood test
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
Sardar se kisi ny kaha
INDIAN
flag may tmhara kia hy
Green4 muslim
white4 christ
orang4 hindu
nothin 4u
Sardar thught n rplied
OYE .. !
DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY!
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.
A drunk sardar falls from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “Sardar ji what happand?” He said”i dont know i came just now”!!!
Some one Asked from Sardar, what is adult joke?
Sardar replaid : any jokes which is eightheen year old.
Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!!
Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.