Latest Sardar SMS & Text Messages
Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain”
Loading ...Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
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PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Pakistan kb bna?
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Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
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SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
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ab SARDAR se.
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Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
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Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai
Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha “EXIDE” ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!
A man phoned & asked:
Hello,is it 221714?
Sardar:Hindi mein bolo.
Man:DO-DO-EK-SAT CHODA?
Sardar:Nahi sir,
TEEN-TEEN-EK-SAT CHODA, 331714.
Sardar 2 Salesman, I want pink curtains 4 my computer
Salesman: BUT COMPUTERS DONT NEED CURTAINS!
Sardar: Oye I have Windows installed.
Sardar- Aaj maine pani ko ullu bana diya Friend- pani ko ullu?Wo Kaise?Sardar- Oye!Subah maine pani Garam Kiya aur THANDE PANI SE NAHA LIYA.
Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz nt avlbl so d nrse aftr d test took srdars fingr n her mouthSrdar said”BALAY BALAYSONIYEAbhi to urine test baqi hay!!!
Sardar sent a sms 2 his pregnent wife .2seconds later a report came 2 his cell he started dancing.the report said”delivered”.
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!