Latest Wife SMS & Text Messages
Jul
11
No matter how many years passed, you will always be the girl of my dreams. Happy
Birthday babe!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading ...Spouse: someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.
Wife: can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, I am a gardner??
Wife: can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, I am a carpenter?
In the evening when husband came from the work,
he saw everything has been fixed.
He asked wife who fixed this.
Wife: Our neighbor.
But he gave me 2 options.
Either I should give him burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given a burger.
Wife:”What do you think, I am McDonald’s ?
Apr
20
Sweet…
That’s what my world
has become with you!
On this special day..
sending you all my love
to wish you happiness
today and always…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
One of the Nicest Thoughts to share on this Women’s Day
♥ ♥ Dedicated 2 All Women ♥ ♥
When I was born..!!
A Great Woman was there To hold me.. My Mother..!!
When I grew as a child..!!
A Woman was there to Care for Me & play with me.. My Sister.. !!
When I went to School..!!
A Woman was there To help me learn.. My Teacher.. !!
When I became depressed & whenever I lost..!!
A Woman was there to offer a shoulder.. My Friend.. !!
When I needed company, competability & love..!!
A great woman was there for Me.. My Wife.. !!
When I became tough..!!
A Woman was there To melt me.. My Daughter.. !!
And.. When I Die..
A Woman is there to absorb me In
My Motherland.. !!
If you are a Man Value Every Woman.. !!
And..
If you are a Woman.. Be proud to be the One.
(saba)
Mar
08
PHENOMENAL WOMAN
by Maya Angelou
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size
But when I start to tell them
They think I’m telling lies.
I say,
It’s in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It’s the fire in my eyes
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing of my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can’t touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them,
They say they still can’t see.
I say
It’s in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
Now you understand
Just why my head’s not bowed.
I don’t shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It’s in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
The palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
‘Cause I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
from And Still I Rise by Maya Angelou
SEEMEEN DURRANNI
Mareez: mujhe ajeeb si bemaari ho gayi hai,
jab meri bivi bolti hai to mujhe kuch sunayi nahi deta,
DR : ye bimari nahi ALLAH ki nemat hai.
Q: What’s the difference between complete and finished?
A: If you find a good Wife, you are complete,
otherwise you are finished
Jan
12
“Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh?
.
“AQALMAND”
“Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh?
.
.
“HUSBAND” . . 
Jan
12
When a man holds a womans hand before marriage, it is love but when he holds it after marriage??
Its self-defence!
:-D